im a gay dude in herndon a couple months ago i met this guy at green lantern in dc and we would up doing what grownups do, i get a letter on my door a few weeks later some incomprehensible bullshit about how i ruined a family then i start getting phone calls, hang ups, finally guy picks up and says he wants to meet up and talk to me, we meet up he pours his heart out over his sad marriage boohoohoo and he confessed everything to his wife and she got my name out of him and dug me up (i'm not hard to find if you have my name, i own a small business + good SEO) anyway he's sobbing about how he loves this crazy person i was like alright thats your business not mine and left... didn't know he was married at the time so not my fault but wifey seems to take extra offense at my penis (not the first time he's cheated but first time with a guy)
anyway there have been small disturbances around my yard/garden continued call and hang ups and my neighbor reported seeing a woman skulking a few days ago it's starting to be a pain in the ass do i have a case with herndon's finest or do i have to wait for her to do something freaky deaky
before you jump in to call me a faggot i will do it myself im a faggot ok dispense with the advice now please
anyway there have been small disturbances around my yard/garden continued call and hang ups and my neighbor reported seeing a woman skulking a few days ago it's starting to be a pain in the ass do i have a case with herndon's finest or do i have to wait for her to do something freaky deaky
before you jump in to call me a faggot i will do it myself im a faggot ok dispense with the advice now please